Vtipy
Policajti
Sú dvaja policajti v službe. Jeden hovorí druhému na pravé poludnie:
- Hej počúvaj Fero treba mi strašne na WC. Na veľkú a nemám kde ísť!
-OK Jano. chod´ do kríkov
- Fajn Fero ale nemám WC papier!
-Jano počúvaj ty si fakt taký idiot. použi predsa 5-eurovku.
-Dík Fero už idem.
Prejde 15 minút Jano nikde, prejde20,30,45, minút a Jano vstále nikde, prejde už 1hodina a on vstále nikde. Po 2 hodinách vyjde spoza kríkov.
Fero sa ho pýta:
- Čo si tam robil tak dlho?!?!?!?
-No vieš nemal som 5 eur, len 4,50 Eura
:-D
:DDDD nice vtip
Stojí muž pred zrkadlom a pýta sa- zrkadielko, zrkadielko kto má najväčšieho chuja na svete- a spoza dverí sa ozve manželka a vraví- asi ja.
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